Damn it, it's april first.

Today, is April First.

Or, as I'm calling it, Ficken Day.

Ficken is the German word for 'Fuck' and I'm using that, because of two reasons.

1. Conficker activates today. Fuck.

2. I believe Conficker's name comes from the word Ficken.

I suggest ANYONE using Windows Updates RIGHT NOW. Don't wait, once you are done reading this, UPDATE. I also suggest you try to get a Conficker Removal Tool, I found one on the Symantec site, and my brother said there's one on the Microsoft site.

If anyone here is smart, you will NOT open any links for a long time. I know I won't, seeing as some bastard has screwed up the entire internet for all of us.

Good Luck, Fellow Lorespeople. I hope non of us are infected.